87daysbefore: it’d be really cool if Melissa Mcarthy got some roles that weren’t so fucking degrading because she’s pretty talented and funny and she keeps settling on these roles that literally degrade her
When I tell my mother that I'm tired
sodamnrelatable: and she responds, “I don’t know why, you don’t be doing nothing.”
A haiku about buying college textbooks.
What the fuck textbooks You’re made of paper and ink Not fucking diamonds.
broadway-aradia: religion: ke$ha
pratfall: in australia we don’t have mistletoe so we just have to kiss under the influence